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Sunday, April 21, 2019
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So you think Grapes are Sour...Ask Life to give you lemons then
Getting herd is better than being followed
All the khajoors...dont be sad on V-day- You are the official DATE amongst all NUTS
N) Feb 14-It's a Wee-day for the singlets
M) What can be the tagline for a take-away joint- 'I don't ORDER, i TAKE AWAY'
L) Ques: What would you say if your enemy dies falling off the well?.........Ans: All is well that ends well
K) Ques: What would you call an action movie that is being re-played?......Ans: Re-action movie
J) Ques: What did the priest say while marrying Mr.Anaconda to Ms.Anaconda? Ans: ' You may now HISS the bride'
I) Ques: What did the priest say while marrying a polygamous lion to his wives? Ans: 'You may now kiss the PRIDE'
H) Ques: What would you call a real estate agent planning to build on the moon?...Ans: Sur-real estate agent
G) Ques: Of all the delicacies,why do the gourmets abstain from rating Pies? Ans: Cause that amounts to Pi(e)rating
F) Ques: What would you call the male Goons in Spain? Ans: La-goons
E) Ques: What would you call an action movie that is being re-played?......Ans: Re-action movie
D) What is the most filling FOOD for thought? Ans: Trying to answer-'Do we live to eat or eat to live?'
C) Ques: Why are women in senior management doubted of mischief? Ans: Cause they are addressed as -Miss-Chief
B) Ques: Why did CURIOSITY kill the cat? Ans: Cause everyday is not a DOG's day
A) Ques: What is the DISCIPLINE behind Love?
Ans: i) The MATHEMATICS behind love-The heart is a SET of feelings, marriage the UNION of souls, and divorce the INTERSECTION of both
ii) The MEDICINE behind love- You NURSE your feelings and DOCTOR a relationship
iii) The ARCHITECTURE behind love- Building castles in the air