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Nisha Kapoor
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- So you think Grapes are Sour...Ask Life to give you lemons then
- Getting herd is better than being followed
- All the khajoors...dont be sad on V-day- You are the official DATE amongst all NUTS
- N) Feb 14-It's a Wee-day for the singlets
- M) What can be the tagline for a take-away joint- 'I don't ORDER, i TAKE AWAY'
- L) Ques: What would you say if your enemy dies falling off the well?.........Ans: All is well that ends well
- K) Ques: What would you call an action movie that is being re-played?......Ans: Re-action movie
- J) Ques: What did the priest say while marrying Mr.Anaconda to Ms.Anaconda? Ans: ' You may now HISS the bride'
- I) Ques: What did the priest say while marrying a polygamous lion to his wives? Ans: 'You may now kiss the PRIDE'
- H) Ques: What would you call a real estate agent planning to build on the moon?...Ans: Sur-real estate agent
- G) Ques: Of all the delicacies,why do the gourmets abstain from rating Pies? Ans: Cause that amounts to Pi(e)rating
- F) Ques: What would you call the male Goons in Spain? Ans: La-goons
- E) Ques: What would you call an action movie that is being re-played?......Ans: Re-action movie
- D) What is the most filling FOOD for thought? Ans: Trying to answer-'Do we live to eat or eat to live?'
- C) Ques: Why are women in senior management doubted of mischief? Ans: Cause they are addressed as -Miss-Chief
- B) Ques: Why did CURIOSITY kill the cat? Ans: Cause everyday is not a DOG's day
- A) Ques: What is the DISCIPLINE behind Love?
- Ans: i) The MATHEMATICS behind love-The heart is a SET of feelings, marriage the UNION of souls, and divorce the INTERSECTION of both
- ii) The MEDICINE behind love- You NURSE your feelings and DOCTOR a relationship
- iii) The ARCHITECTURE behind love- Building castles in the air
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